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Just walked out of my way so i wouldnt have to talk to people i didnt know because im afraid finals stress will cause me to explode on them.

3/4ths of the way through holes, my sister goes, "hey! Is that shia lebouf?" #thingseveryoneknows

Just saw a car with antlers, the driver better be santa with my presents or im supremely disappointed.

Who knew getting toothpaste in your eye could be so painful?! Anyone...anyone?? Cuz noone warned me!!

New years eve 2013: the one where all my family members fell asleep watching tv.

My brother had to call me at work because he didn't know how to make coffee and he was too embarrassed to ask my mom.

Im pretty sure Jim and Pam on #theoffice are the reason I believe in true love. #Sentimentaltweet #socheesy

12 30 lunch time in the cathedral: where there is no where to sit and the internet is painfully slow.

No joke, just watched some people sit on the floor to eat. Is this market thanksgiving? #Thestruggle

Some random guy jogging suddenly jumped and clicked his heels together, but turns out it was just Kevin Pollock

Likelihood of me getting a tour in this weather: -4. Oh wait, thats the temperature outside. #ArcticPittsburgh

My professor just asked us to be creative. #Imout

I could tell it was bid night from the screaming girls i could hear from two blocks away.

shoutout to @attacksully for reminding me that I had a twitter today! I guess I should plague the internet with my random thoughts again.

I tweeted. You're welcome Universe. Now where is my Pulitzer prize?

Extracting protein from brain tissue and now my whole lab bench smells like cadavers. #neurolabproblems

Broke my over a year long twitter silence because I need to express my WTF over WTF JUST HAPPENED ON #MrRobot

Like Holy Shit. #MrRobot just blew my mind. Definitely expected a twist, but did NOT see that coming.

Also if you have not started watching #MrRobot you are missing out on one of the most incredible shows of the entire year. Watch now.

Rachel Puralewski year? You are selling it short. Best season one since breaking bad.