Why is dYdX thriving in 2025? → One-click trades → Gasless UX → Deep order books → No bridges → No excuses It’s what CEXs should’ve been.

Over $6.5 million is stolen every single day in DeFi through MEV bots, sandwich attacks, front-running, and silent exploits. This is the extraction economy. And you? You’re the target. 🧙‍♂️That’s why there's Houdini Swap a cross-chain, privacy-first swap platform built to protect

I have no clue what's going on, but Grok been tagging me like 100 times since last night. Bro needs a hobby, fr 😂

In crypto, luck helps. But long-term success? That’s consistency, smart positioning, and staying in the game when others fade. No shortcuts.

final dip before new all time highs.

The best moves happen when nobody is paying attention. That’s where the real alpha lives.

We’re not here for vibes. We’re here to print. Make money, not bullshit.

Be honest How many wallets crypto do you actually have?

ETH right now? Stronger, leaner, and ready to lead. Send it higher.

Some people invest in altcoins. Some buy real estate. Me? I just dropped 20K Penguin Points into Emperor. Warren Buffett could never.

When you’re deep in the right altcoins, bedtime feels like FOMO.

Anyone can buy the dip. But only a few can hold it to the top.

I still remember, I’m selling 5M DOGE in 2018🥲

Whenever I feel dumb in crypto, I remind myself someone out there thinks XRP will flip Bitcoin. 😄

99% of problems disappear when your bags are pumping and your wallet’s healthy.

Be honest… do you really have enough Bitcoin?