SHIT! FUCK! SHIT AGAIN! Why? What! HOW? How what? BRUH! I am drinking god damn MLBs on the beach and the Atlantic Ocean is UNBELIEVABLE! SHIT YET AGAIN! NEXT MLB! JAKES BAR BEST BAR! STUNNER!

Howdy! BACK AGAIN YOU FOOLS! Fireworks soon! REALLLY? Plan? MLBs and Fireworks sitting in a chair ON MY ASS FUCKING CHUGGING DOWN MLBs. UNBELIEVABLE Shocker moment! Teeeeeed

My guy Matt having an MLB Couldn’t have been more of an honor to share an MLB with Matt. Legendary Status for Matt Good for him #MLBs4Life

Cracked open my first MLB of the day Yes, I understand it’s a little late in the day But THE BOOM IS COMING NOW FOLKS! #MLBs4Life

Well Well Well Having an evening @ at a bar DTS Bar only sells MLCs Only option, sucks! Opened my first cold MLC FUCK! ITS PRETTY GOOD!

Dear Summer Saturdays, GOD DAMNIT! I love you so much! #MLBs4Life

Thinking about guzzling down MLBs! CAN’T STOP! WON’T STOP! HELP ME! I AM CONSUMED IN MLBs UNBELIEVABLE YOU COWARDS!

Would be a tragedy to trade Sosa IMO

MLCs are the choice today Of course not my FIRST choice but it’ll do At the end of the day A beer is a GOD DAMN beer Have a great Saturday Yours truly, The EYETALIAN

SICK!

Saturday (My DAY) Speaker Charged - CHECK! Miller Lites - CHECK! Never gonna give you up (Rick Astley) - CHECK MATE! #MLBs4Life

#2 Action Breathing Oxygen Iced Tea on Deck! We are off to a HOT START this Friday morning folks #GoBirds

Cracked open my first MLC of the weekend folks Weekend Suckdown commence! #MLBs4Life

Yes, the Eagles are 4-0 after beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Don’t get too excited, though. inquirer.com/eagles/buccane…

The urge to buy And1 gear from Walmart is so fucking unbelievable. It’s gonna happen just in due time folks AND1 BABYYYYY

WOAHHHHHHHH Nelllyyyyyyy