Scientist will bring them back by next summer

Your Toffees to face Leeds! 🔵👊 #LEEEVE

Beto centre half an Ndiaye fullback is an interesting choice

Been asking ourselves the same question since baines retired

Everton dying for a target man I genuinely don’t get why we don’t give Keane a chance Can head the ball, can shoot, has perfectly gelled hair that never moves out of place

Holy shit man wtf are those calves My mans got shin hamstrings

The day after an Everton loss is honestly the best days to be on Twitter

Everton Davanti Tyres Read the room. The starting 11 has literally had a stroke and has no useful right side. No one cares about tyres.

We’re shite at negotiations

City reunion at the toffees?

HERE TO BLESS EVERYBODYS FEED

Na man prices are taking the piss now Wdym hoodies are over £100?

Why aren’t we trying to sign mangala on a perm?

How was 2020 better than these Got proper fisted by projected grades the teachers decided

SURELY

Nice try buddy

Indoor cats don’t exist your just holding them hostage