If this is your first crypto cycle - the normal pattern is BTC hits ATH, BTC sheds value down to other coins like ETH/SOL etc. Then they all tank. We’re about 60 days out from the halving peak

28 years later was so bad damn lol

When it comes to Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs - these guys are not following all the HODL bs that people have convinced you for years. They take profits and will dump on you in a heart beat

Is the Coinbase 🛡️ portfolio recap even close to correct? It’s got the most random % of Portfolio numbers that are so wrong it’s not even funny

CT is so bullish right now I almost have to short

holy shit what a Bitcoin dump

5 hour limit reached - resets 6 PM

The Hyperliquid API being completely open without registration is dope

One of the best parts about asking OpenAI questions instead of Google is that my Alexa doesn’t start suggesting hernia creams in the kitchen

Trade traffic has been low this week I can tell cause the Hyperliquid websocket isn’t throwing errors

I’m on the Seeker using android like a cave man and I literally can’t figure out how to get to the settings lmao

24hour low on Solana average in here as it dips and set the sell for $212

The amount of times Jupiter (🐱, 🐐) has just not been creating a position that it told me succeeded is getting very high

What the fuck is going on with these Jupiter (🐱, 🐐) RPC endpoints they’ve been going down like crazy over the past two days I’m missing fills

I see what you guys did with the v3 price api Jupiter (🐱, 🐐) — now you’ve got to call the swap api AND the price api so you have to double the number of api calls to make and pay you more

So many Coinbase 🛡️ scams I’m not even opening their real emails anymore

Made a new protocol for my local data ingestion pipeline that is just crushing grpc in roundtrip times