After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

i'm so small and tiny... she's so big and tall

doing petplay with deer girlfriend. i just hit her with my car going 55 on a country backroad

I don’t like how countries don’t be stamping passports anymore 😒

New reporting reveals that Republican holdouts on Trump's bill were swayed to vote yes after Trump gave them signed merch: "Mr. Trump told him he could go to the pro shop and pick out a shirt."

Lmao Boomer Republicans are weirdly obsessed with thundering against this mythical “35-year-old man who plays video games all day and doesn’t have a job.” This person is statistically non-existent.

With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.

This attitude is precisely what Abundance should push against. Building more housing + energy, providing more healthcare + childcare is a far better strategy for helping middle class have more joy and fewer financial worries than endlessly blaming businesses and rich people.

Over the past 150 years, the US built a university system that was the envy of the world. It made us a leader in research and science, helped shape global culture, and brought the world's brightest people to our door. It's now being dismantled with stunning speed, for nothing

San Francisco is having its coldest summer since 1982

"FBI Director Kash Patel has privately told other government officials that Trump’s name appeared in the files." wsj.com/politics/justi…

Trump had never admitted any link between himself, his properties, and Virginia Giuffre, until now. By saying she was taken from his spa, he confirms her account and contradicts his past denials.

Bro we’ll just grab 2 beers after work. That’s it. Quick 2 beers for happy hour. I promise you’ll be home for dinner with your gf. 2 beers. Maybe 3 beers. An hour. 2 tops. Could be 4 beers. But no more than that.

I asked for a lemon drop and this big-breasted bartender poured 98% tequila & a squeeze of lemon.

onion-worthy list of countries

This is is real fame from Alien: Earth

Trump is sending federal agents to walk circles in the safest parts of DC and I’m supposed to believe this is a real anti crime strategy.

'Ice Age' films are now canon in the Alien universe

the aerial view of golden gate park always makes me a little sad