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I think think my best friend is having an affair with my wife. He's been really miserable lately.

I’m an optimistic pessimist. I’m positive things will go wrong.

Verboten im Wald zu kacken 💩 🤣

This was great fun. Thanks XFA for having me on the podcast!

Cheers! 🌊 🍻

How do Vim users deal with stress? They press :q until it goes away.

This seems like a massive overreaction. Right? #crowdstrike

I get that several people react with answers such as “half the (IT) world is down so it’s reasonable”, but over time it seems to me that such incident will rather not lower a company’s (stock) value by 20%? Hence me using the term “overreaction”. But hey, we will see!

Why do Russian oligarchs only use Linux? Because they are afraid of Windows.

I don't get why the CISO should make a statement when it's not a security issue? What am I missing here? #crowdstrike #infosec

I was struggling to get my wife's attention.. So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" No sun.

Hi Twitter friends. What would you choose? eSIM or physical SIM card? And why?

My wife asked if I could stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe.

X has a new security feature, if you post a password it puts asterisks instead. ******

What's your favorite password?

Hi everyone. I’m not gonna post much more here but it seems that bluesky is finally getting some traction. I’ll post mainly there. You can follow me at: bsky.app/profile/j-opde…