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Brad Lander to Andrew Cuomo at tonight's debate.

Why couldn’t Sabrina Carpenter have done this for her album cover

That looks really good

last night i had a dream where i had a printer in my apartment and could print things - the brain’s subconscious is something else!!!

BRAD LANDER THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND SOLIDARITY, YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS A NY-10 CONGRESSMAN

zoomers this is what obama winning iowa felt like

When he’s right he’s right

15 years of nothing healthy coming from this app #MyXAnniversary

tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals

Ah yes Detroit, the city known for socialism by never seizing their production of cars for over 100 years

launching a campaign 3pm in the afternoon after a poll shows you down 22 points while mispronouncing your opponent's last name. a nice reminder of how this guy lost by 12 points a couple weeks ago.

stationary boom mic giving this shot away lmao

Happy 9th birthday to Pokemon Go To The Polls

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

New York City has some of the best art in the world. #nyc #art #comedy

Social manager should have scheduled this for tomorrow AM

if you weren't on here for the past 24 hours this would make zero sense