Remains the 👑

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is very necessary

This is why them CEOs wanted folks back into the office. They were missing their side pieces!

Grown men who says “boy’s room” referring to the bathroom need to be the first to go to Mars permanently

Every day of Summer thus far has been 10+ degrees above average with temps closer to those in the Caribbean for Philadelphia like…where’s the relief 🥵😱

Bad bitches chew Big Red gum

This doesn’t get enough play lol

Straight people talking about SNL is like gay people talking about Snatch Game #bachelorparty

Tonight we are debating what band is the most iconic with Impossible by Shontelle in the background #bachelorparty

During a power hour and just educated some of the group on Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes tragic car accident death and I’ve never seen more genuine shock and sadness during Waterfalls…do your part to educate people #bachelorparty

All straight drunk men in a group may read each other more than the gays do and it’s lowkey hitting the jugular #bachelorparty

Get busy living or get busy dying 👏🏼👏🏼

Learned that straights actually get drunk off beers…they could never handle a 10am brunch to rooftop Sunday funday to house party to club to 1am drag show start time off nothing but tequila sodas and half a Caesar salad #bachelorparty

Fell asleep because I have a cold…woke up thinking it was the next day…it’s only been 2 hours…this is why I don’t nap 😵

HE DID NOT STUTTER‼️

One positive about a cold in the summer is more ab definition 🤧

I love that I’ve recently been out in Atlanta, Puerto Vallarta, and North Carolina…aka not Philly 🤭