I love for free, I don’t need shit from ya.

ferb in real life, phineas on twitter.

This means something to me man. IDC how he did it, I’m just happy to see him looking better

My toxic trait is I don't speak up. I peep, I feel, I distance, I stop caring.

I need a date night and makeout session soon

Dating should be fun and exciting, not these exhausting mind games that make no sense.

Forget the club, i wanna have days like this 😍

THE MFER HEISMAN WINNER!!!!!

The most dangerous game to play is "resting your eyes" in the morning after shutting off your alarm 😂

Btchs that lick ears are a different type of demon..

If you can’t keep your word, keep your distance.

I love that direct shit, tell me what you want.

i like mines fly, pretty & mean

Just one Jeezy song a day can make you hustle harder

ima lover .. ion wanna have to act like idgaf about u

when you meet someone you really like, there’s this urge to buy things for them.

Kissing someone who knows how to kiss feel like heaven

soon as i like you i wanna buy you shit & that's my problem

I still call my high school coach “Coach” 30 years later. That’s not habit — that’s respect.

An unaffectionate woman can do nothing for me but rot in hell