I BELIEVE, OILERS IN 7

What a game. Hell yeah hockey

Bring him home

My archnemesis (wife) is utilizing forced labor (asking me to grill) in inhospitable conditions (Vegas summer). I can only dream of revenge (her night to out the toddler to bed) as I sip my poison (beer I brought back from vacation)

It’s weird to essentially pick Tomas Hertl over Jonathan Marchessault but this team has never been anything but ruthless in its desire to win so hard to argue with the process, even if the result is going to sting

I live here because I can sit on my patio in January I live here because I sit on my patio in January I live here because I can sit on my patio in January I live here because I can sit on my patio in January

Congratulations to Las Vegas meteorologists and absolutely nobody else for this nonsense

Thinking it’s a nice day because it’s “only” 104

Like being greeted by an old friend 🥲

they said get your ass back to the studio

F1, but the teams have to share a car like it’s Mario Kart Double Dash. Would pay a good amount of money to see Russell throwing turtle shells out of the back of Lewis’ car

“Devin Fitzgerald - son of Larry”

My toddler warning me about his overnight diaper

It appears the Arizona Diamondbacks absolutely bang

Fun having Steph Curry be on the team you’re rooting for

I don’t have the knees to be a parent of two kids. The amount of squatting you have to do on a daily basis is just unreal

FBS Standings, right now: 1. Arizona State (3-0) 2. who care?

American soccer culture is a guy wearing a Tottenham shirt sadly walking around the farmer’s market

Shohei Ohtani is the greatest player to ever pick up a baseball bat but unfortunately he plays for a team I dislike so while I want to like him my zealot-like devotion to being a hater comes above all else oh well such is life