Love covers a multitude of sins

Today I was playing Animal Crossing New Leaf and Isabelle told me that I’ve been the mayor for 12 years and now I’m left sitting in silence because that was half of my life ago and it feels like time falls through my hands like grains of sand and then evaporates into the air

Got an MRI and they told me that my brain is shaped like Space Mountain at Walt Disney World

John Wisdom of the day

Johnson Dahmer

AI could never remake my face because I look like a different person in every single picture I take

Thinking about airplane Chex Mix.. I miss you

Going out to lunch in pajamas and Birkin in hand because I just really don’t give a fuck at all today. I’ll take a salad and a water please.

Need to get hit by a Waymo and then sue them for a large settlement that I will use to buy a 3 floor brownstone and more dumb bags probably

“Love Island” is a CIA operation

Louboutins are the most retarded shoes ever like ok so here is a $1200 pair of heels with low quality red soles that scratch off after 2 wears and also wearing them feels like getting assaulted

I bought into the Addison Rae propaganda early. And I still will be attending the stadium tour!

Idgaf to gate keep clothing thats corny and like also most of my clothes are rare so i could tell you the SKU number and youre still not finding it

Wegmans is a place of worship for me

Fake vintage things are a serious epidemic

Realizing that my precarious spending issues were solved when I started making more money.. Who would’ve thought? To anyone with money issues my suggestion is to just make more! 😄

Woke up with a random urge to play Wii Sports. It’s 9:47am.

Really want to travel to Isle Delfino this summer

I don’t believe in answering Instagram DMs

Miscellaneous set of film that I bought for $1