jesus is coming, look busy

can't deal with all these posts of people enjoying sunshine when i've just landed in a supposedly sunny country and it's pissing it down

accidentally got rid of my blue hair 😣

“Dan: I'm a shark in a pool of tadpoles” lol

Everyone I went to college with is graduating these days. And here I am still working in hospitality. #awks

do anything not to be here

this stands to be true. timehop.com/c/t:3511090842…

anyone want 3 cats

“Dan: This woman next to me just slide off her chair. Lol” *slid

Croatia with bae

can tell i'm gonna be needing hermione's magic time turner this yr

sleep where u at

😔 i just need to watch the sunrise

quote @Jasminnn123 'everyone at the gym was so sober'

too become a scientist or an artist, that is the question

pls can i just evaporate

all i have done today is smoked too much, stared blankly at my text book, and meowed at my cat

Why do some girls compliment themselves by calling themselves a bitch. You haven't made yourself powerful by doing so lool

Srsly write it on your CV see how far you get