[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama

I say potato you say potato, another guy says potato, everyone starts chanting potato, the potato meeting was a huge success

Accidentally went vegetarian in Portland.

@abcnewsSydney Jamey

Watch 'Dronez,' a new parody of VICE starring Jack Black, Fred Armisen, and Bill Hader: bit.ly/1P3zTzT

other job applicant: good luck me: im gonna tell the boss you hate his hair other job applicant: what me loudly: I actually like his haircut

Give yourself something to look forward to tomorrow: Text a friend, "I think you owe me an apology," then turn off your phone and go to bed

*taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right

.Subway® is doing damage control for two scandals now

#BREAKING : #GST will be applied to all products and services sold by vendors into Australia from July 1, 2017

Today alicia peng cooked frozen pizza with cardboard #yum!

Honey = bee puke. Plus other food truths huff.to/1VbVwSB

Good way to lose weight vine.co/v/eFmeu3pVdd2

Gambling losses per person 1 Australia 2 Singapore 3 US 4 NZ 5 Finland 6 Ireland 7 Norway 8 Italy 9 Canada 10 UK

If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did

Will you vote in my poll?

"...some bags are only 13 percent chip..." munchies.vice.com/articles/this-… via MUNCHIES

izooga rude Roya.