teno & ylareia always fucking bring it

ok eloise might have taken the cake though for pure ingenuity

i thought they only made glycine

alright so 𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter and i already had congruous, let's say, proclivities and late last year i shave my head and just now he got laid off just before vibecamp if i start to develop a foot thing i'm gonna say our cycles are officially sync'd

did my aunt find chinese challah

my vibegala esprit d'escalier is while i was working the door, dressed as Baron Samedi, these two bro-y dudes were trying desperately to get in, after having initially asked me "is this, like, a bar or club or something?", and by the third time trying to get me to let them pass,

if anyone wants an alternative to the zizjacketing session at Vibe Camp, you can come to my event which happens at the same time right next door. It's called Air Horns

oh my fucking god

any dorks gonna be laying over in vegas today contact me let's hang out

the reactions to zohran's wife substantiate a point i have long tried to make: women of the world, do not get that nose job

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

well Marie i don't think you're getting replaced any time soon

hello vibecamp

well that's wild. my kara broke i've worn it nearly every day for almost 20 years