My niece just FaceTimed me to ask if I can take her to Paris this week🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️. It be like say that rich aunty vibe no be joke again

If you swallow chewing gum it would wrap around your intestines and cause you to stop breathing and you’ll die

All I need is for Legion to come and tell us what the hell Arena football is

I think I’ve reached the level of maturity where I can no longer watch teenage dramas. These children will give me a heart attack 🙆🏿‍♀️ just CALL THE POLICE!! #bloodandwater

It’s your bestie, Miss Miss Westie! Oo she’s going to have social media in a chokehold

Huhh?! I cannot be the only who thought they were both his wife not like 1 person is married and her sister is third wheeling

Tyrique is bad manners personified

Lynette was genuinely the worst wife in desperate housewives because she married a man she thought she was better than, then spent her entire marriage making sure she proved she was better than him

Am I the only one who thought “afrobeats” just meant Af music made by African musicians?

Men will be men at any age 🙆🏿‍♀️ I was having a really important conversation with my dad and he said he’s going to call me back in 30 minutes - it’s been a week 😭

There’s no way wizkid posted Davido begging video and his comeback was ‘you should at kids footlocker’ 😂😂😂😂 him and Quavo need small comeback lessons

Please bring back expectations in friendships!! Yes we’re all adults and don’t need to “talk” all the time but I expect regular interactions. Drop a comment, like a pic, send me a tik tok. If I piss you off, tell me let’s talk. What’s this new cutting off trend?

Can that global warming reach the UK just a little bit? Why am I wearing a coat in JUNE?!!

This is the first casa amor re-coupling that I totally understand. He has actually had more chemistry with her in 3 days than he did with Mimi in 2 weeks #loveIsland

The one app wizkid should stay off is TikTok. I swear Davido has bought TikTok. They really love him over there 😂😂😂

The Big Bang Theory family must be swimming in money right now 🙆🏿‍♀️ it’s currently on Netflix, Amazon Prime and Disney+ right now.

I’d like the people who were loud and proud about voting for trump to present themselves at the front of the military draft. Immediately!

Please you people should leave Davido alone for his fans ABEGGG!!!!

Does selling sunset have a hr department or something? Because even entertaining the idea of firing Chelsea for no reason other than you prefer Mary should have some legal repercussions right? #SellingSunset

The crash out on the last episode was optimum Karen behaviour!!! That’s the final boss of micro aggression 🙄 #SellingSunset