“Please turn to page 325 of your textbooks” Page 325:

“We need you out of retirement for one last job.” “Who?” “Not who, but where. The Olympics, in France. You’ve always been our best shooter.”

"How do you feel about Umar Nurmagomedov being your next opponent?" - Rogan "Dana White is a great man, he changed my life, I love this company, Im a normal guy" - Merab #UFC306

Benoit Saint Denis waiting to get the microphone from Moicano

“Ilia Topuria is pointing to the ground like he promised he would- OMG MAX HOLLOWAY IS OUT COLD” me trying to hold it together at the watch party:

an untrained 22 year old alcoholic woke up one day, decided it was time to lock in and just casually became one of the biggest UFC superstars ever

european UFC fans in their bedrooms at 5am listening to Bruce Buffer say “ITS TIME”

LeBron and Austin Reaves heading to the airport to pickup Luka Doncic 💀

if i’m in a room and i see this mf pick up a GUN my ass is getting the FUCK out of there

How the UFC is cooking with these recent fight announcements

Hey danawhite you did well today baldy, now book Rakhmonov vs Buckley Usman vs Garry MVP vs Covington Merab vs Pantoja O'Malley vs Yan 2 (5 rounds) Umar vs Figgy Sandhagen vs Aldo Ortega vs Sterling Oliveira vs Arman 2 Fiziev vs Gamrot 2 Jones vs Aspinall Gane vs Almeida Hill

UFC champion Merab Dvalishvili sent in an audition for a random music video 🤣 (via Ziggy Ramo)

i kno when a nigga got money onna line 😭😂😂

Tough one 🤔

bro surprised her with a trip to hawaii and then fished the entire time. the absolute man

Nuno Mendes to Lamine Yamal today

these kids about to have the craziest night of their lives