My mom is sending me halloween goodies!!

Last night Gizmo decided to tear open a small bag of cheetos. This cat is going to be the death of me

*Me and another delivery driver showing up to the same building* Him: Does this mean we have to fight now? ☹️ pls don’t hit me too hard

Gizmo loves his red fish so much he gets angry when other toys are next to his red fish

*me putting mail in the apartment cluster boxes* Random person: hey did I get a package? Me:

I’ve been trying to teach Gizmo to take treats from my hand nicely, and I should have known better because he damn near ripped my hand off

My ankle hurts

I can’t wait until I can move back up north and be closer to my family again 😭

I feel like such a child for missing my mom this much, but I genuinely have been so depressed since I came home from visiting. Especially because I have no family here in Wisconsin. I’m grateful to have a mom worth missing but I miss seeing her everyday

As i’m crashing out, Binky is staring at me with disgust and Gizzy brought me his red fish and is cuddling with me

My boss brought food in this morning for us and bro expected us to eat cheeseburgers at 8 am

So you’re just gonna drop an album full of bangers and not even warn me? Rory Rodriguez

Ya girl cannot keep food down 🫠

I almost forgot today was halloween. I got home from work and my neighbor was outside walking his dog, dressed up as buddy the elf

Binky loves the Christmas tree

This cat pushes me to my limits every day (There is chicken broth all over my kitchen floor)

HORSES IN THE STAAABLE

So thankful for my neighbors, Binx somehow got past me when I was leaving for work this morning and got outside and they found him sitting outside my apartment trying to get back in. Genuinely don’t know what I would have done if something happened to him

Y’all mind if I scream?

Working for the post office got me missing crawling through a manhole and hotboxing myself with welding fumes in an industrial silo