This is right up your street Andy Bush

Moses Itauma is the real deal. Now there cannot be any argument

Might delete twitter for the next few weeks. It's going to be a bloodbath on here.

Ezes unveiling video is gonna be him taking a massive shit on a picture of Levy saying 'I only want Arse*al. I'm calling it now.

Looks like it's @monc_tottenham that is the current ticket scammer name.

Dunno why everyone is getting hyped. There's no way Spurs sign Xavi Simons. It won't happen. Personally I think it's a smokescreen for another deal going on.

There's not a world Spurs sign Simons. He will go to Chelsea, play 24 times in 3 years before the obligatory move on loan to Strasbourg.

Hahaha fuck me this is some take!!

Can't even say Spurs have been absolutely abysmal. They've been worse than that.

Villa being battered harder than Bonnie Blues minge.

This right wing racist prick is a scamming little fuckwit always trying to sell tickets to Spurs games. Keeps blocking and reappearing like the rat that he is.

Bring back Koo

Uglier than Katie Price this is, and that's saying something #riseup

Falcons making the Panthers look like superbowl prospects. Time to do a Renham

Funniest video I've seen today. Fuck you Tiny Knobinson

Eh? I thought United were back?

Its just boring how fucking predicable it always is.

Spurs so bad they don't even deserve Nil

Made it 52 times round the sun yesterday. Never thought I'd actually be this old. Always thought I'd be 23.

Struggling with my mental health today and 'Speak to me someone' by Gene has been the soundtrack to my day so far.