bizness is so easy. here's an example: brands: we are throttling back on ads due to budget cuts so we'll have a hard time driving volume to our aisle flow. us: ok we just launched this beta community last month and it already has 55K weekly actives. discover.gotoaisle.com/offers

yo why is snapchat explore just so outta pocket

i wanna be the theo von of startup founders. that's my only goal

my toxic trait is enjoying plane turbulence

dating in 2023 is great practice for when we go out to raise our A i cant see too interested but i also can't be too disinterested so I just end up alone lmfao

is there an ai-powered landing page builder that’s currently live?!

sending out two offer letters today kinda nervous

Real friends barely know what I do for work 😂 “Some sort of internet thing”

the biggest signal that the startup fundraising scene is down bad? investors respond to emails in the same day

my favorite part about being a founder is being paper rich but so cash and credit poor that i cant get approved for an apartment its so sick

we call that a D-.08 sport

i wish i could talk to chatGPT damn i’m lonely lol

kinda depressed that shopify didn’t release an aisle competitor

yo asking for a friend: did this whole startup thing get exponentially more challenging or is it just me i mean my friend

How do I know I have mental illness? I've listened to the same song since 6am this morning

current mood

new professional ick: commenting the most generic / nearly irrelevant stuff on every linkedin post solely to boost their engagement on their own posts like just write better content and get better engagement

my next startup is going to be a silent microwave like why are they so unnecessarily loud

are we over Flip?

If you are interested in launching a novel “text us your receipt” function, I will happily allow you to copy our homework I mean white label!!