lol remember when you were growing up people always told you about how high school would be "the best time of your life"

Saw giant spider. Lost giant spider. Burning down apartment brb.

Me: What do you call a doge with a surround system?! Ripley: .... Me: a SUB-WOOFER!!! Ripley:

They're so cute in here! 💕 Source: goo.gl/G3sssB

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

soo excited for all these autumn things!! 🤗☕️🍂 • dark days like my soul • cold weather like my heart • leaves falling like my self esteem

Meet Coby.(the white one) And Elvis (the chocolate colored one). Two amazing puppers who love attention and sticks ❤️

Peep at my handsome Fiance ❤️

IM TOO EXCITED TO SPELL THINGS CORRECTLY. SORRY. I’m an official nurse for the Jigsaw blood drive!! AHHHHH!!!!

You’ve accomplished absolutely nothing actually. We’re in the threat of nuclear war because of you. Why are you so proud of yourself 😂 x.com/realdonaldtrum…

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the truth hurts

I have never felt more lucky to have such an amazing community than I did today. I know my Twitter is usually all jokes, but I just want you guys to know how much I appreciate you.

so apparently my grandma overheard a tiny bit of my stream earlier and when I just walked into the kitchen she went “so who is this Mr. Carlsen?”

this “stage light mono” portrait mode is basically a “dan’s soul” filter

this is the best day of my life

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