honestly, same

hey kfc what the fuck is this

Someone in my apt complex’s smoke detector is chirping, and I’m gonna go insaneeeeeee 😭

When someone asks me who my favourite ‘Stooge’ is:

i might've spent like 20 bucks on a sandwich today but lowkey it fixed me

hey @subway i don’t wanna emasculate you or anything but im pretty confident this sub ain’t 6 inches

gm oomfs

i hate it here

guys i swear im normal about trains

heads up guys, we're gonna start building rome at 7 tomorrow. i think we can get it done in a day if we really put our minds to it

WHAT.

Just came with a new number. I call it "thrive," and it's gonna go inbetween 3 and 5.

we didn’t have doomscrolling yet

looking at my bidet and um..

oops, my bad