Every time they show the coaches on the sidelines, i can’t help but think of that Family Guy Moment where Peter is holding the Denny’s menu

Proof that Sean Connor has a heart. 😉

I feel like 80% of conversations that I have with friends who aren’t involved in politics are basically games of Guess Who trying to figure out what State Representative they’re trying to describe meeting or seeing on TV.

Maybe Panem would have a healthier economy if they didn’t shut down the entire country for weeks every year to watch the Hunger Games.

I feel like the closest thing that we have to a 2025 version of Shirley Temple is the Rizzler.

I genuinely look forward to Palm Sunday mass every year because of how when we read the Passion of the Christ, the congregation is supposed to loudly cry out “CRUCIFY HIM!” during the trial of Jesus but does so at the same level of enthusiasm as reading the tax code.

This Tax Day and every day, don’t forget: Taxation is theft.

The Easter bunny is…

Norm was a great man and a kind soul. His service to our country and our state will not be forgotten. Rest in Peace Mr. Chairman.

27.

She was a hero. I just couldn’t see it.

The current state of Marvel movies.

Note to self: I can still flawlessly perform all the words to Breaking Free, but only after several drinks.

Smiling while listening to the most unhinged workout playlist that you could possibly imagine. Concord Rockin’ Race: 28:01 Net Time 9:01 Mile (6.65 mph) 358/1293 overall 52/96 division

Accredo Pharmacy is an absolute masterclass in weaponizing idiocy and bureaucracy against the very patients that they’re supposed to serve.

I am incredibly lucky to work with an amazing group of people day in and day out!

Every driver in New England on the week of the Fourth of July

Be grateful for your hands, because today is someone’s last day with all 10 fingers.