I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

This year I may try drinking milk

This cold isn’t even funny anymore

accidentally became important at work

My brand of delusion is believing that I’m one of the very few normal people that exist in the world. Except it’s not delusion, it’s in fact true (everyone is mad, except me and a handful of others).

it’s not deep down at all.

I don’t fit curve/plus lines anymore 🥲

Andrea Damn God forbid a girl wants to keep closing her rings and counting her steps 😭😭

One thing about me??? I’m telling my mum.

Dear Instagram hairstylists and nail techs, not everything has to be a reel 😭 sometimes we just wanna see an actual picture of the work

What the UK scene has done to jealousy is unforgivable

See when people don’t say thank you when you give them way I feel like crashing into their whip fucking ungrateful pricks

The people hosting want to put them on dice

this troubled waters bro

My friends are flipping bad vibes 🙄

Everything in every aspect of life is irritating me rn 😤

Target practice 🎯

My favourite thing about being in Zim is that I don’t have to think about being black, I’m just a person.

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire