feels so weird to be telling a kid 'omg you've gotten so tall since i saw you last'.....as a kid i used to be like why do grownups always say that....its bc kids get so tall than since you saw them last

huge week for queer women as everyone else is also suddenly interested in women’s basketball and the moon

The most relatable thing about Beyoncé is that she is a heterosexual woman who tries to convince everyone her man is actually good and we should like him but it isn’t working on me

Me in the office waiting for someone to ask me about Cowboy Carter.

they would have loved Cowboy Carter

Jolene cover should’ve been a Before He Cheats cover I fear…

Beyoncé bringing back dive bar jukebox vibes. Any summer. Any city.

I’ve been dealing with pretty bad bedtime anxiety and I’m not blaming her directly but it does coincide with when Jo got her first confessional on Vanderpump Rules.

a beautiful woman should never have to use Microsoft teams

Once you’ve taken a nap with a dog in the middle of the day, how can you continue to believe in capitalism even a little bit

every year on st. paddy’s my mom would give us each a cabbage leaf and we would wear them on our heads like a little hat while we ate our corned beef. i thought this was a thing all irish people did but it turns out my mom just thought it was funny. found out in college.

What must it be like, I wonder, to follow the suit guy but also touch enough grass you don’t know anything about the people in the picture

the way they are both wrong in completely different ways is killing me bad

inject this into my aorta with a bovine syringe

Stop letting the cast of Summer House take ubers, too many fights happen in them without cameras. Get more production vans. This is reality tv malpractice.

This is extremely unfair. Some of us think the pic is fake but aren’t fans of the royals. Language matters.

Need to see them in a staring contest

Ryan Gosling drop another Dead Man's Bones album or give me nothing!!