Ten Hag asked him what he thought about Garnacho’s offside goal against Arsenal on his first day and he handed in the transfer request immediately

This lot are either going to stay up or go down

Two men die from getting stabbed right near the office today, London has absolutely fallen what a joke it’s become, we used to have the most amazing city in the world, now can’t even wear a nice watch Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan #London

Screaming when the DJ tell everybody to make some noise

He looked absolutely phenomenal at Wimbledon and now he looks like my Auntie.

probably the hardest part of being a man in your mid 30s is slowly coming to terms with the possibility that you might never make your debut in a major league sport

His dad Sausage will be devastated…

🍿 Dillian Whyte gave us one of the funniest out of ring moments 🤣 #WhyteItauma | Aug 16th | Ring Magazine | #RiyadhSeason

If ronaldinho was around today people would call his dribbles useless and look at his g/a numbers and compare him to mbuemo

Starmer is very good at pissing off so many different sections of society at the same time. It's what happens when you don't actually believe in anything.

BOY BETTER KNOW ‘20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY FREESTYLE’ OUT NOW 🚨

His dad Asgud will be so proud…

For a dude that preachers DONT WORRY WHAT OTHERS THINK, you bitched out in record time.

Sort of shite that’ll end up on the shelves lining the queue at TK Maxx. Wedged between the multi coloured pasta and Cream Soda flavoured dog treats.

Every time you use a VPN A child dies

No way the White House is using the Jet2 holidays music 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Last week, you said we had a surplus of housing.