the $5 footlong could fix this broken nation

TOUR 👀

The countdown is on…

I miss the TJ Maxx on alexis :(

moneyfesting

I haven’t got a splinter in my foot since I was like 7 and now all of a sudden I’ve gotten 2 already this year ???

Ah this next albums gonna be soooooo good

My patient told me tonight he was in a nudist colony for 22 years 😳

Not mad about losing an hour of work tn

I am 1.2 seconds away from getting my extensions back in 😅

My Nana has accidentally called me Karen twice within the past 2 hours 😓

anyone else been feeling really weird lately???? like your mind is all over the place and you don’t know whether your okay or not???? bro this is fucking weird

I need Ariana Grande and The Weeknd to do an album together

I miss having long hair, my short hair wont stay curled at all🙄

When it rains it pours

Me: “Yeah I’m going out tonight”

rhianna's backup dancers #RihannaSuperBowl

I cannot stand it when people talk over one another in a 1 on 1 conversation lol like whats the point ?

Be thankful for the “right now”

There was a point I refused to download TikTok. Now look at me, a crackhead.