Now that it’s finally demon hours😈… which do you prefer - Easter bunny or after-hours bunny?

The more Met Gala looks I see the less I know what the theme could have possibly been

Habemus Papam.

Reporting from the front lines: We are in the most initial of stages and are already in the throes of a debate around which disciplines qualify as sufficiently academically rigorous… tbh this could probably qualify as its own standalone discussion

Okay no. Every time I see them I’m like WTF IS GOING ON. How do u cook like that/live with someone who can cook like that and stay THIS SNATCHED. HOW ARE THEY DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing how every company is determined to force feed AI integration is simultaneously exhausting and alarming as someone with a degree on the intersection of science/tech and society

Never forget what they took from us

AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100

SPILL THE BEANS ABOUT THE ALIENS ELON

Reminder that most of the world has banned the use of tear gas even in times of war and U.S. police use every day like their little fascist Febreze

SEX PEST DOWN 🎉

We need her

When will men understand this is a million times hotter than a six-pack

I have not been tweeting I’m afraid 😶‍🌫️ but the fact u noticed… 🥹💕

Will someone pls buyy my Warped t!cket off me? 🩶 (hopefully those edits are enough to keep the bots away 🙏)

You’re paying for access to the course/professors. If you don’t want to do the learning you’re paying for, that’s ultimately your decision. Especially in bschool, when you’re supposed to be proper adults, I think it’s more than reasonable to enable personal accountability.

Why is the horror genre the only one telling original stories anymore

Need this in Fortnite 🙏