I cannot wait to pop this damn baby out and have a damn drink

My son literally sleeps on my back, which is okay. What’s not okay is when he’s so close he slides his feet into the back of my shorts. 🫠

I love the good post pool/heat exhaustion lol

It’s disgusting outside

I am trying everything under the sun to get my son to sleep more at night

I’m gonna be so weak if my son sleeps through the night because we’re back in our bed… cause same

I hate moving

I could be so hungry and devouring my dinner but the second dessert crosses my mind I’m done with dinner lol

After seeing other Doctors while my doc is on vacation, I wonder if my Dr is rushing through my appointment or more experienced than the others 🤔

I was lowkey embarrassed for the storage containers I did a pick up for at target but I just seen a lady pickup a ps5

Laulauga Tausaga-Collins on her 69.49m throw to win a world title in Budapest 🥇 🗣️ “I knew I took somebody’s medal…be that first, second or third!”

I would love my son even more if he decided to start sleeping through the night a couples weeks before the next one comes

My man never gets my order right 🫠

I never understood those videos of moms crying over spilled breast milk until i literally spilled 6 oz of my own 😭

Everyone from my hs class either has kids or is in real estate lol

My man spends money like it’s his first time having money lol he just came back with three 20oz 6 packs???

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I truly hate hearing about a man cold lol

Reggie miller sounds like the biggest hater throughout this whole all stars series

My first night shift and I already ate my sandwich 45 minutes into the shift