“When you die, you go to the MCG in the sky” - my boyfriend, after saying footy is his religion

Me: *realises my underwear was inside-out and my jumper was back-to-front* Boyfriend: maybe Mercury is in Gatorade

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A radio announcer today disclosed the name of a female MP who had confidentially made a formal harassment complaint to the Liberal Party against a male MP. That was unethical and wrong. There is no public interest that overrides a complainant's right to privacy.

In a foul and expected twist of events on the bird app, I’m having to follow those I follow as they’re being suggested for me to follow, when I already follow them.

We did it Joe! Thank you Hybrid Genre & Jonathan Zsofi 🙌🏻

Not always how I look but defs how I feel

The girls and I after getting our new gear from Cotton On 🩵

How is McKay under two different prices?

ME: no way am i ever gunna open that trapdoor ME AFTER A FEW BEERS:

Every chat I have with Carlton FC fans

BAGGERSSSSS

Leaving the X app because … well… reasons. Find me everywhere else as marie-go-round 🎠 before I forget you xx

Anyone else in Melbourne hearing a constant convoy on emergency vehicle sirens?? Been going for at least ten mins here. Anyone know what’s up?

My sons