✨𝐌𝐬. 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐨✨ I'm gonna be late for work!! Snorlax is blocking the road!!

✨𝐌𝐬. 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐨✨ Throwing some Miltank on the grill later, yall come through

Hear me out

This white woman in my house with a Garchomp. Come get this bitch

The gym leaders are low key tryna kill us in their "they dont wanna see you win" ahhhh gyms

It was either team rocket or pokemon professor

My cyndaquil peed on this racist Karen poketrainer after she threatened to call the cops on me 🤣🤣🤣

You know how much money I done saved on lighters since catching Charmander!

Bro the lines at the Pokémon Center in Sinnoh are soooo long omg my Raichu is hemorrhaging bad someone please ong ima leave a bad review

I just lost to some 10yr old and i ain't taking it.....BrB

What you mean i can’t use the antidote mid-battle?! I swear I’ll just “drop” this pecha berry and say pick it up! You buggin on Arceus!

My Arcanine and Houndoom don't bite. Just want to play The Pokemon:

Since I evolved my Corvisquire into a Corviknight, I have not been on a commercial flight since

…I know I didn’t just see a Buzzswole curl the entire free weight rack…I’m going home

I went to go workout in the new gym and them niggas was talking bout a badge for some reason

✨𝐌𝐬. 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐨✨ Bro try to rob me till I showed him what this mega Stone do

Why are these grade schoolers walking around with 500₽’s??? Anyway, made a band today 🤑

Sunny Daze ☀️

It makes me cry of laughter every time💀