me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

mr darcy's mojo dojo casa house

Opossums pretending to die the moment they come under pressure is so real of them

it's called time management

It's tiiiiiime! The relaunch of the Sticker Store! Everything is weatherproof vinyl, and all art is original by me. #ttrpg #ttrpgart #dnd5e #dndart ko-fi.com/mspixieriot/sh…

i am sorry for the person i’m about to become (hozier’s album is dropping in less than 48 hours)

Did I do this right?

Dear. #Saskatchewan parents, If you support 2SLGBTQIA+ rights, please let your kids and their friends know. It means everything to 2SLGBTQIA+ youth that they know they have a safe space. 🩷💕 #sask #skpoli #yqr #yxe

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work

I have a new header pic on my profile. Feel free to use it. 🏳️‍⚧️ #ProtectTransKids

I wish the provincial health app had a spot for when you are on a surgical wait list. "You are # 1256. currently operating on patient # 876. Estimated wait time is ____# this brought to you by the indeterminatly long hysterectomy wait list and another month of excruciating pain.

this is how i would kiss my shark wife if i was a shark and married

Hi Edmonton! I am looking for an extra ticket for the sold-out #DARKyeg at Fort Edmonton Park on Saturday night - one member of our group wasn't able to get one before they sold out. :( #Yeg

good morning enjoy this brennan meme i made 💜

My dad and I are still trying to raise funds to help with my mom’s hospice care. My parents have given me so much in life, and all I want to do is help them during this horrible time. All $ goes directly to my dad, shares greatly appreciated. gofundme.com/f/hospice-care…

Rizz? You mean the old razzle dazzle???