No matter how you do it, the easiest part of having kids is getting them out of your uterus. The rest is a serious clusterfuck.

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

#contest

Sooooooo all these “postponed” conventions and competitions giving us “credits” for when it is held (or not at this point)... where’s my refund for my seniors who won’t be coming back and the teachers I paid for to attend convention...?? Yeah... lemme know bout that.

Hi Sam Oosterhoff you have no qualifications to speak on abortion. I am not sure what your actual qualifications are for anything, but I am most definitely qualified to say you are no expert on gynecology. Stay in your lane, however narrow that may be.

In Doug Ford's caucus, comparing a woman's right to choose to the Holocaust gets you...a phone call and the all-clear to keep going. Every day Doug Ford doesn’t #FireOosterhoff is another day he shows the women of this province what he really thinks of them. #onpoli

Despite what Doug Ford says. My intubated 30-50 year old #COVID patients were not congregating by choice. They were working in essential jobs where they have the highest exposure risk and the least protection. Do not insult their sacrifice.

Jesus fucking Christ. What a prick/absolute loser this man is.

I have two question for all those people who voted for Mr Ford, Kenney, Moe, Pallister, did you read their entire platform or did you simply rely or memes & slogans before you voted? Erin O'toole is offering to do the same thing federally,please don't make the same mistake twice.

Require a spelling test to buy a firearm. There, I just solved America’s gun problem.

Colin D'Mello | Global News Why is #DougFord working so hard?...that's what General Hillier was paid $80K to do, no?!?!? 🤔🤦‍♀️ #onpoli #COVID19Ontario #DougFordResign 😷

When dance comps allow air horns, cow bells and blow horns for a dance off IN A THEATRE… it’s owned and run by non dance people.. #unclassy #notahockeygame #respectthetheatre #trashy I have never witnessed so much classless behaviour at a dance comp. #dancemomlife

All Canadians—especially all Canadian women who care about a woman’s right to choose—need to be active, vigilant, and speak out. See my comments from today:

Dance competitions have contests for Air Fryers .. what is happening in the dance comp world ??

Eric Trump how many vendor payments were missed, Eric?

A grown man who makes over $150k a year should never climb a ladder or get on a roof. You can pay somebody $30 an hour to take that risk for you. A fall is a top 10 life risk and can mess up everything. Stupidity.