i’m about to stitch them all there are tears in my eyes this is so funnykrrkr

just accidentally called sadie sink sadie twink and then shook my head and said ‘exactlyyy’ with no one in the room. none of what i just experienced within the last 15s made any sense.

i'm gonna hold your hand while i say this but melania is not a secret democrat, she's not a secret leftist, and she doesn't despise her husband either. she's a sociopathic pos who is just as complicit as her husband and his cabal

elon musk moves like he intends for every expression of his to be screenshotted and become the next big meme

They’re rewriting history it makes me sick bro

i really honestly truly cannot stand elon musk and there is not a damn thing i can do ab it

genuinely, americans, how does this make you feel

listening to this took years off of my life

he even toughened his rotten mouth to do it. he did it with gusto. * **** ** **** ************ 🫶🏽

i’m ab to jump ship this app is gonna become [even more] unbearable

actually no bc i rediscover this song and stickwitu every few months and each time i gasp at how hard they both go as if it was the first time

They are lying; of course, they've seen it, which is a PR nightmare for them. If you didn't know who runs the UK, you’re about to find out. British politicians have opened their nyash wide globally and have zero credibility or respect. Pathetic political prostitutes.

just come out and say what you are man, no point hiding anymore, we ALL know

this has made me wanna pee i’m laughif

my mum makes me put the cats on FaceTime whenever she’s out the country 😭

:)

brb just woke up in 2013