Maybe next time just Not today…. . . . . #nonsense #drumar #imstayinginbed #homebody

When you finally decide to try online dating and they don’t look like they do online. . . . . #itsisaiahj #transformation #vampireinbrooklyn #johnwitherspoon

I’m just trying to chill on my off day that’s it. Get back to me on business hours. Just Not today. #isaynottoday . . . . #ineedadayoff #itsisaiahj #berniemacshow #havingkids #chillout

One of these days man…. Where that winning ticket at ? #isaynottoday . . . #lotteryticket #backtoworktomorrow #ineedadayoff #stillonthegrind #imtíred #zro

If i was boyd on from going through all that. I would be fed up too. #nottoday #fromtvshow #hardheaded #boyd

That money seems to go fast when it comes….#isaynottoday . . . . #payday #wheremymoneyat #customerserviceproblems #givememymoney

Cat trying his best to stay up there and scare that cat lol…. . . . . #catlover😻 #animalvoiceover #catattack #catfight

Got to start stretching, taking vitamins or something lol. . . . . #30sbelike #gettingolder #bonecracking #chiropractors

Can’t be cuddling after eating crazy junk food. Ooowwweee . . . . #littlespoon #cuddlingpositions #upsetstomach #backup

After putting in all that work to do my best this what yall do…. . . . . #payraise #berniemac #worklifebalance #ineedabreak

Getting in trouble back in the day used to have you sitting there looking goofy not knowing what to do. Lol . . . . #punishment #parenting #fyp #foryoupage #kidsbelike #theoffice

All that talk while I’m at work. I’m home now lol. . . . . #backitup #texting #fyp #foryoupage #backupwhatyousay #wifebelike

Me all Month long. These allergies been whooping me at work. . . . . #allergies #allergicreaction #foryoupage #fyp #pollenseason

It’s always that one that come in and give a litttle game. . . . #babyboy #itsisaiahj #melvin #olskool #oldhead #olhead

My plans for the night. I would go out just Not Today… #isaynottoday . . . #planchanges #newplan #mynight #foryoupage #introvertsbelike #introverts

Had to be ready with that back or deal with the consequences lol… . . . #betuncut #ppoppin #ludacris #latenightvibes #latenightshow

I did my work. I’m ready to go. Find someone else. . . . #workplacehumor #workplace #ineedadayoff #findsomeone

Man just put the dog up. I’m not trying to have them jumping on me or trying to bite me . 😂 . . . #lockemup #putthedogsaway #hedoesntbite #doglife

They be messing around then need help at the end naw. #isaynottoday . . . #workplacehumor #worklate #helpingeachother #fyp #immagetmine

They always saying the room clean until it's time to check lol... #parenting101 #stopsign #teensbelike #parentinglife #fyp