Sabrina Carpenter just arrested Ms. Piggy

they don’t understand the pleasures of being tall enough to put your head against a man’s chest as a man, and they’re trying to shame me over something that was for the best

they think being short makes me a social reject in the gay community

trying sounding because a swiftie recommended it

having a manspreading-off with the guy next to me on my trip

Manspreading while 5’2 is just greedy

this part of the new defunctland video is fryinggggg me

deranged swifties circle-jerking each other about their hate-driven misinformed fantasies about me and then here comes oomf telling people I’m 5’2” when I’m actually 5’3”

emotional support straight friend was asked what all the Pokémon types were during a trivia game and he couldn’t remember the last one so I asked him “which kinds of Pokémon remind you of me?” and he wrote down “fairy” and won

Pleaseee I’m tired of having to listen to this song on YouTube and those weird compilation cover albums on Spotify

Can we put this energy towards Hairspray: White Lipstick please?

sabrina carpenter, there is still time for you to push “juno” as a single

you get a Thanksgiving surprise if you correctly guess which one of the men in this photo is my dad

gossiping with the girl cousins and giggling off the Thanksgiving dinner calories

does anyone want to spend forever here with me?

pretty sure these four brought the most love my way

this ABC After School Special has the production value of then-current gay porn

the world needs more fashion heist movies… ocean’s 8… cruella… are there any others?

her snark subreddit is being completely normal about this, as usual

I need a funny gay guy username