we should get a “skip intro” button for national anthems during games

why do snow days make me want to drink every type of beverage except water how do people in actual cold places stay hydrated y’all are the true heroes

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

can’t believe we’re wasting the thybulle game™️#ripcity

as a white cis straight presenting male I’m sure this is not news but I just hit in an Uber and they changed the music from hip hop to knock off nickleback and damn I’m offended.

stayme7∞

listen I’ve read enough Dr Becky to know two things can be true and I feel like that’s what’s happening with this dame/joe thing and it sucks and I love dame and I also get the no coming back thing and did I say it sucks?

It is *always* the right time to condemn genocide and ethnic cleansing. It is *always* the right time to let someone know that they’re perpetuating genocidal, dehumanizing rhetoric. You’re not “losing friends” over this. You’re getting clarity on who’s a threat to life.

just remembered steve buscemi in the sopranos. dope.

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what’s the exact opposite of pouring one out for someone??

👇👇👇this guy blows

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Shoutout Duop Reath

This is horrific. And from the London Review of Books today:

I think you should be able to buy iceberg lettuce by the leaf. Like you can by individual carrots or celery ribs but not lettuce? I’m just tryna make like two burgers

We're just a couple unruly kids with bad habits who grew up on afternoon talk shows. We're Ellen DeGenerates.

happy opening day

I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this: Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.

I love baseball.