y’all my boyfriend set up the cutest surprise for me for my birthday and was in cohorts with my whole family for it. can u fuckin believe how adorable 😭

i’m gonna start a book of all the things i overhear at work. fucking wild sometimes

update: i did not handle Infinity War

why do you have to scroll through someone’s whole life story in order to find an online recipe?

y'all ever get so stressed that you get even more stressed because of how stressed you are and it just continues to spiral out of control until you aren't capable of feeling anything other than stress? bc same tbh lol

since supernatural is ending with s15 (i'm not crying u are), this is my unofficial petition to bring Tyler Johnston back at least once before it ends

update: ain't gonna handle Endgame either

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it's not really goodbye, after all 🪄 #RIPHelenMcCrory #HarryPotter

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärea

when your friend calls to tell you she just ran into Tyler Johnston while you’re stuck at work. this sums up my entire life 😂😭

me: *about to watch #ThisIsUs* okay, this is the episode jack dies. you’re prepared, you can handle it [jack dies] me:

s4 finale of prison break still fucks me up like no other. have yet to figure out who sold their soul for us to get these extra seasons, but once i know, i’m naming my first born after you.

bitch me too you ain’t special x.com/tomholland1996…

the people i saw #InfinityWar with didn’t believe me when i said there was an extra post credit scene and they deadass left without me lmaoooo

the whole theatre while watching #infinitywar

you know it's real when you've seen #infinitywar twice in one day

ya girl got her septum pierced today