Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

i’m at that age where if you text me at 9:30pm, i’m hitting you back at 6:14am ...

You can’t compete with me. I want you to win too.

Pilot: “we’ve landed 40 minutes early!” <Spends the next 50 minutes sitting on the runway waiting for a gate>

you’re one long walk away from a great idea

The best

morrissey was right about some things. for instance i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now

let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things

THIS‼️👇🏽

BREAKING: Trump named "Employee of the Month."

“Uh sir, this is a Burger King”

Just found out we bombed mainland of Venezuela. On Christmas we also bombed Nigeria and Somalia (bombed them 127 times this year alone). Trump said we might start bombing Iran again. This was the guy pretending to be anti-war. No matter who you vote for, you always get a neocon.

Bitches be practicing witchcraft & still can’t keep the nigga they want.. time to hang that shit up sabrina

Social media will never be a point of reference for me. I don't know a single person with a BBL in my life . Black men & women are loving each other around me. Average men without any wealth are loved & getting married. Women in all shapes, colors & personalities are loved.

Your inability to consume media that you don’t personally relate to is preventing you from discovering some life changing art

Many people think unc means “uncle” but it’s actually short for University of North Carolina

never trust a man without a vice

Iconic

When Pusha T came out & said that diss tracks were dead to him because they no longer did the job in ending other rappers careers, I knew then that certain conversations within the industry were being had behind the scenes. That statement said a whole lot.