2 GOALS IN 8 SECONDS AND IT IS FREAKING LOUD

SEE Y'ALL IN ROUND 2!

A boundary is an invitation not a limitation. I am inviting you to be a part of my life in a way that I see fit rather than in the way you suppose.

I don't use personal insults when taking down trolls...I need them to know that I know that they know that I'm better than them...so I use words they have to look up.
I know this because a troll on fb just told me 'erroneous' is not a real word. 🤣🤣🤣

Post a picture you took, no description.

🖤🖤

Yesterday I purged baby girl's room. She's a bit of a pack rat and has difficulty letting things go. So I cleared out her room, sorted everything, cleaned everything, organized it, and put it all back for her.
The pure happiness on her face is worth the joint pain this morning.

If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.

The lyrics:
'I'll tell you something right now
I'd rather burn my whole life down
Than listen to one more second of all
this bitching and moaning'

9/

Deep cleaned the kitchen to to bottom...it's absolutely spotless.
Who's bringing dinner so I don't have to mess it up and clean it all over again? 🤣🤣

I've got a list...

Orgasms really aren't that different from cooking. I mean I can definitely do it myself...but I prefer someone else to do it for me.

A Win & A Loss:
Win: the stalkers guy at my apts is being evicted for unrelated reasons!
Loss: didn't even make it to May before my birthday got ruined this year.

I am a very high, very happy girl!

Today's shout out is Wensday I just simply adore her. I think she's got a kind, caring heart and soul, but still retains a fierceness that comes out when needed. My TL is always better when she's on it. Go swing by and say hi, and show her some love today people ❤️❤️❤️

when little miss “i can do it myself” meets mr “sit down”

My absolutely adorable autistic daughter calls the yolk on a hard boiled egg 'egg cheese' because she said 'they feel the same inside my mouth when I chew them'.
I love how her beautiful mind connects things!

My email inbox is completely cleared for the first time ever. Is there an award for this? Or feels like there should definitely be an award for this!
I was emotionally attached to some of those emails from 2009...

I will always and forever believe that 'You Were Bigger Than The Whole Sky' is about a miscarriage. That's how it hit me the first time I heard it and I never knew there were pregnancy rumors, that's just my personal experience.

i can do it with a broken heart is bejeweled for suicidal people