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Me at 9pm: I need to wake up at 6 tomorrow I should go to sleep early. Me now, 12:43am: I hate myself.

hello humans

25% tax on Apple products while singling out the CEO by name for retribution, 50% tax on European goods, expulsion of foreign students, bill passed with most debt in history, while hosting a dinner for people who gave you $300+ million. All in the last 24 hours. The Golden Age.

Lol the apartment pool opens tomorrow.

Cute ginger tattooed manager of cheese counter at fancy grocer had a whole convo w me abt cheese, Indy500, & the All American Rejects, then gave me a discount on the 🧀 he recommended. Choosing to believe this was flirting and not that he just needed to move that particular 🧀.

Just a thought but if you can’t park your giant truck maybe you shouldn’t have one.

I AM DANG SICK OF BEING A GROWNUP

My new glasses from Zenni just came in. I can’t decide if I don’t like them or if I’m just too used to my other glasses. Do they make me look old? I feel like I look old.

Wake up honey new conspiracy just dropped

Art Deco era? Yes, please.

Relient K playing pop up shows in Nashville this weekend just made me realize that I think this is probably the longest I have ever gone without seeing them live since I discovered them in like 2002 😫 it’s only been three years, but it’s due time for a TOUR plz