Just say yes

I just broke the news to Alexa that I only want to be good friends.

an acolyte at a broken altar

Be good at both accepting reality and creating your own.

Thank god nobody can see my tweets.

If you feel the urge to post, call the group.

What if we just hit the road and never looked back?

The older we get, the more we realize that our worth is not defined by others.

Humans make being alive way more complicated than it needs to be.

As your designated guardian devil I say why the fuck not

Never take anything I tweet seriously, it's all random thoughts thrown out into the void.

Crush beer cans, not hearts.

I love the oldies *music *people *animals

My heart's broken, and the world's gone black, but at least I'll be funny again.

Now would be a good time to spontaneously combust.

Mental state: just googled "when will the sun explode"

it’s weirdo girl fall

Reactive? Me? Never.

I'm deactivating twitter ok I'm back.

Bad week to be my feelings.