Stealing £3k worth of goods from Boots, might not have been their brightest idea that day! 👀

I like to think I have an enthusiastic and can do attitude at work to provide the public with a good service. There are some days though that even I'm exhausted by the struggle with other departments. I would rather spend that time nicking wrong'uns.

That was a hot and sweaty shift!

Weekend off to enjoy the garden with the kids, although not sure how many are going to be left for dinner tonight the way the kids are eating them straight from the pod 🫛🫛

When you make an arrest and the suspect speaks very limited English and points at you before the only sentence he can put together is "You the top boss of Westminster Bridge". Not going to lie that might just have to be my new email signature at work 🤣

Last year I climbed down the side of Tommy's to raise a little money for charity. Tempted to give this a shot but with a little twist, all 300 miles whilst on duty and on patrol. 🤔

Local officers in partnership with The King's Trust, hosted an engaging event for local students! It was fantastic to see young people learning about policing, understanding their rights & interacting directly with officers. A great day building bridges and fostering understanding!

I've got to say the quality of the series on Netflix has really plummeted in recent times. I guess a rewatch of Vikings it will be then

This was an interesting listen

Most days, these are the words I hear from one of my PC's "Boss, I'm going to get (yet another prolific offender) today" Once again, he has delivered! If every cop had his enthusiasm in nicking offenders, we would need to quadruple court sittings and prison places!

When they say size doesn't matter, it's a lie I tell you 🍓🤣

That's the Response initial pursuit refresher passed 🤣🤣

Engine blocks were a lot simpler once upon a time 😂

Morning all, what a gorgeous start to the day

When you realise after months of growing your own you are left with barely enough to feed yourself for a couple of days. 🥔🫛🥕 Farmers I salute you for keeping my belly full all year round 🫡😂

Perfect ending to the day 🚵🏽‍♂️

It's #NeighbourhoodPolicingWeek Just like last week was and the week before. In fact, to my team and me every week of the year is Neighbourhood Policing Week!

📢 Great news for Streatham businesses! Our local officers have been listening to your concerns about retail crime. We've launched a pro-active operation to tackle the issue, and just 3 hours in, we've made our first arrest Holland & Barrett! 👮‍♂️🛍️

When you have a part of your area getting hammered for retail crime and you know just the PC to call. 3 hours later, you receive a message from him "One in the bin boss" Suspect with over 100 previous arrests caught in the act 👍🏻

Our neighbourhood team met partners to create a long-term plan to tackle retail crime. 🤝👮🏽🛍️ We're focused on increasing the number of Criminal Behaviour Orders (CBOs) obtained for prolific offenders, aiming to better protect our community. #NeighbourhoodPolicing