judge me all you want but happiness is unlimited credits at the FEC

Every time we see this Forbidden Water Slide on the 5 freeway we know we are 11 mins away from Six Flags Magic Mountain! 🎢 💦

official prediction (and can be WAY WRONG😂) : it’s IAM based out of Windermere, FL. they currently own Enchanted Forest Water Safari in the ADKs aka my home park which is getting its first credit in 2026 💕 six flags be splitting their portfolio of their less impressive parks

the “enchanted parks water safari” name has every coaster enthusiast on my TL in a loop not knowing what it is, but that name be giving the average central NY local war flashbacks

A vintage Six Flags St. Louis bumper sticker that’s been seen in some pretty... strange places lately. 🔦👀

WAKE TF UP PEOPLE ‼️‼️

i have no solid 2026 plans, where do yall suggest i go (in regards to coasters) 🫵🏻

ad’s Nick U team needs to understand the fact that 90% of their rides cause nausea and/or suck, soooo the ability to buy individual ride tickets should ALSO exist on weekends💀 no one over 10 years old wants to pay $80 to puke on anything that’s not shellraiser or the drop tower

Our world-renowned Singing Mushrooms can't wait to welcome you back to the park on March 28!

idc if my youtube channel randomly got 1m subs overnight, i’d never act the way some of the more embarrassing coaster enthusiasts act towards viewers FOR FUN when they get internet clout

It’s park sign Sunday! Today we have this Houdini’s Great Escape sign at Great Adventure. Tough to see the sign on the metal grate archway but it’s there.🧐 I like the added address on the right pillar. Fun unique ride. Have you been on?🍄🪄🍄

reminder: Anaconda at Kings Dominion doesn’t exist anymore 🐍💐 (i somehow forgot)

someone make me an AI POV of a Creature from the Black Lagoon boat ride. a girl can dream ok 🥺

They grow some big birds in Jersey, fam. (Here's what a 450' crane would look like.)

i’m not crying or anything :(

Six Flags Regions is great and all……. but considering Montreal as the midwest is insane 💀💀💀

am i the only one that interprets Ride to Happiness’ theme as the singularity/AI takeover trope😰 “live today, love tomorrow, unite forever” translates to a threat ?! humans give up free will ➡️join consciousness w AI➡️become training data➡️create utopia hence “ride to happiness”

Stardust racers on the Super Bowl commercial!!

Riding coasters alone is a great way to meet people IRL. Someone has to sit next to you. Just sayin’ 💞

the greatest form of intimacy is being in cahoots with someone. and i am so grateful to every single coaster community member i am currently in cahoots with 💝🥰 happy valentine’s weekend