One of the oldest people ever documented, Jeanne Calment, smoked for 100 years, drank a daily glass of wine, and ate two pounds of chocolate every week. She lived to 122.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we survived Onana😭❤️

Onana Sancho Antony Rashford Garnacho Hojlund Lindelof Now this is a rebuild, Thank you Ruben Amorim❤️

Bro to Bro: Money spent on sneakers is never a waste.

Today's teachers don't answer calls ati I was in class. Our teachers used to bargain a cow while teaching calculus and we passed well.

Kujiheshimu is refusing to sit on that sambaza if the matatu is full.

The fact that you can decide to stay single for a long time and still end up in a wrong relationship is scary.

Jobs are stressful. So is unemployment. Not finding a partner is stressful. So is having one. Working in an office is stressful. So is working with your hands. Having 50 clients is stressful. So is having none. Life is full of trade-offs. Don’t romanticise options you don’t know.

I don’t know it’s name though but that part between lower thighs and behind part of leg

i love when i realize i am handling a situation better than my old self would have.

my style isn’t even my real style yet. can't wait until my budget matches my vision.

As a Man you need a little bit of arrogance. You must either get Respected or feared,Do not seek to be liked. Do not be a nice guy.

I respect a person who knows their energy is off and keeps their distance because they don't want to transfer it onto you. I don't think some people understand how real that is.

they disrespected you to make someone else comfortable. remember that.

Nearly half of Kenyan households live on less than Sh20,000 a month, a new survey shows. More than 70% say their lives have worsened since 2022.

Nostalgia is hitting hard. Years ago this would be an elite morning in front of the tv watching Club Kiboko and the cartoons that would come after

To do list today: -Laugh at Arsenal -Laugh at Spurs -Laugh at Chelsea -Celebrate Real Madrid’s win I’ll be there no matter what❤️

🚨🗣️ Amorim: “Dalot is the only [one who returned from the break with a problem]. The rest of the guys return really well, but then you have that urgency to put the players in the right mindset. It's going to be a really tough match, but we are playing so much better and that

🚨🗣️ | Bruno Fernandes on his nervousness: "I think I'm more nervous on the bench. I hope I'm not often on the bench. “I'm more nervous when I watch the match, because I suffer for my teammates when I see that something isn't going right for them, that they're trying to