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Idk but my face is pretty and I’m funny works out either way

i want bitches to not give a fuck about me the same way idgaf about them

i rebuke every bad thing people speak over my life, even if it’s a joke.

I always tell people to communicate with me because if you leave me to my own thoughts — I will assume the very worst. I know it’s not a good thing but I can’t help it either, so tell me before I get the chance to think.

you can be fine asf and not photogenic

The cheat code for getting what you want is being grateful for what you already have.

I see why Father's Day is in Pride month, bunch of btches

please do not compare jax to jesse. jax’s son acts like he’s terrified of him. jesse’s daughter acts like she adores him #thevalley

No. ABSOLUTELY F**KING NOT. Y'all gotta stop pushing them on us. We don't claim them. #TheValley

Brittany doesn’t see Janet as a big drama starter like everybody else does. Brittany also didn’t see Jax as a cheater, or a narcissist like everybody else did. #TheValley

i don’t like nobody that’s always negative, that’s the quickest way to get removed out of my life.

Desperately searching for a single fan of Janet. #TheValley

I wish I was super duper rich cause I really love gifting people. It’s just makes me so happy. One of my favourite love languages.

#THEMORTICIAN: starting this today and just by reading the synopsis alone. i just know some sick twisted shit went down.

#THEVALLEY: whoever is in charge of editing should be fired 😂 i’m kidding but also kind of serious because what the fuck.

#THEMORTICIAN: imagine trusting your deceased loved ones with the funeral home and they desecrate the body with no regard. i would be in jail because i would have to fuck up the person who did it.

#THEVALLEY: this sums up brittany and janet’s friendship!

#RHOBH: is this a trick question?

#THEMORTICIAN: there is a special place in hell for anyone who violates and shows no regard for a dead body. david has a reservation in that place.

#THEMORTICIAN: if my soon-to-be husband's parents and grandparents came up to me on my wedding day trying to persuade me to not marry him because they know he’s sketchy as fuck. i would take that as a sign and a red flag. barbara should’ve run for the hills.