Amazing

A year or so from now you or someone you know is going to go to the hospital for important surgery and as the anesthesia kicks in the surgeon will walk in the room and it will be Nathan Fielder

unfortunately free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will

I knew it

Why I took my phone to the Apple Store bc my phone speaker has water damage n when they told me to play a song to hear the damage I played Arca n the lady gon say “can you play something else I don’t listen to that kind of music” LMAO

eliminating my biggest enemy (my brain) so i can really start living

That whole situation with Liz the wizard is so sad…. why are some men so evil!!!!!! Hope he rots alone.

I just know my dad would have done this if he could have

showing up to a construction job telling everyone david lynch owned these tools while they just say “ok”

Getting HBO so I can finish the rehearsal today!!!!! 😈

amazing

open.spotify.com/track/4CWqtjGn…

Nathan Fielder really flew that plane?! 🧐

bringing this dude along for the ride is funnier than it should be lmao