WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! LUXURY AS NECESSITY! MASSAGES! A LIL TREAT! A LIL NAP! AGGRESSIVE DEDICATION TO MAKING SURE EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS SUCCEEDING EVEN IF THEY AREN’T! CHANGING PLANS IS FOR COMMITMENT PHOBES! BEAUTY IS ITS OWN REWARD! PERMANENT AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE NOW!

if you told me ttpd was a bleachers album I would 100% believe you

i get called out for saying every song or movie is my favorite one of all time but im not lying. im sorry i am a big Enjoyer and have an endless capacity for all-consuming love

ariana’s voice breaking at the end of “i wish i hated you” dalton gomez … you have sold your LAST home

This is ACTING

If I was James Marsden’s agent every casting agency would have to put out a RESTRAINING ORDER on me

What goes on in my mind when someone is explaining board game rules to me

Yankee candle index but it’s people’s BeReals of being sick

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No

jesse armstrong said “take five” but jeremy strong heard “change lives”

i wasn’t going to drink tonight but im missing kendall roy like a MF 😭

i'm wheezing

Tom Welling in S2 & 3 of Smallville is a top contender for best anyone has ever looked in a TV show

Pay your respects today

PR relationship idea: Jacob Elordi and Azealia Banks

And my life has never been the same since.

The greatest thinkers of our generation have been broken by putting a duvet cover on

me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams