𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐢, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 ‟𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.” ⟳ + ♡ (𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙄𝙣𝙛𝙤 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬)

[ Did a bit of a thing! / ¡Me cree un nene nuevo!

Bostezo de Oni. De esos gigantes que parecen agujero negro de lo mucho que succionan--.

Barks in Oni.

"Huh? Of course not. We growl and shout."

"We growl and shout in all kind of ways!" Specially to mailmen.

"What? No! An Oni is intimidating when it needs to be! Otherwise, people would just get used to it." Nod nod. It definitely makes sense.

". . . What's a golden retriever?"

<--- Each day more of a dog. In all senses of the word.

"That's cute... but aren't they a bit too small? You need something big and intimidating to be at your side! A wolf, or a lion!"

"They're clearly small!!" There may be some size difference shenanigans in here.

"Hmph, you clearly refuse to see the truth... but in any case, I'm nowhere similar! I don't even have fur!" He does have a lot of fluffy hair though...

". . . Hah? Is it golden now?" He asked, not really seeing her point. He really looks like he should have a pair of dog ears and a tail to match with his expressions...

Let him kidnap you. He likes kidnapping exotic people.

[ The new League champ?? Yunara, was it?? The color palette? The looks? THE ABS?? WHERE DO I GET MYSELF ONE--.

"It's... not!?!?"

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Need...

[ I need this woman in my life--.