If you had to name your horse based on the word or phrase you say to them the most - what would their name be? Both of mine would be "Stop That" 🙃

An Equestrian, after choosing to share their journey publicly on social media:

When I die:

Me: Gives another horse in the barn a treat My Horse:

Anyone: Knocks a fence showjumping Spectators:

Me, trying to see a stride:

My horse, when life has been going well for me for a while:

Me: It’s OK to be a horse owner struggling with confidence issues and feeling like you’re letting your horse down My Brain: Not u tho Me: Not me tho

Equestrian Translations: “Tack Room Clear Out” = Selling a load of your stuff so you can go and buy more stuff

When someone comments on a Facebook thread suggesting the owner should consult a professional instead of asking for the advice of strangers on the internet:

Grey horses being kept clean after being washed the night before a show:

There are two types of horses

Me: I just think motorbikes are really dangerous Also me: Mounts a half tonne live animal that is scared of its own shadow and has the power to kill me and asks it to jump over stuff

My horse when I go to bring him in from the field, having pulled his rug off again:

Me, trying to give my horse the correct aids for a movement My Body:

Me to the judge at the end of an absolute s**tshow of a dressage test, with my horse halted on three tracks:

I got 99 problems and most of them could be solved by more leg

My trainer at least 20-30 times in my lesson:

Good morning to everyone except coaches who tell you to 'come again' and then put the jump up four holes when you're not looking

My Coach, in my lesson: Explains exactly what I need to do at home, step by step, to improve my riding and my horses way of going Me, riding at home afterwards: